Funny Commercials!!!

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Primus - My Name is Mud-

ALABAMA MAN!!!HE'S QUICK HE'S STRONG HE'S ACTIVE!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

Rob Schneider was an animal...Then,he was a woman...

Now,Rob Schneider is~

A STAPLER!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

ALL OF THE COMMERCIALS IN SOUTHPARK ARE FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

Yeah,the Alabama Man and The Stapler are among the stupid but hillarious commercials...

I never skipped the commercials,I watched them over and over again~

Ngahahaha~

I just can't stop laughing~!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

Anyway,I'll be going to the mall today!!!

Yeah!!!(I know I sounded like a kid)~

Need to escape this boredom!!!

Ngeee~

Perhaps I'll play bowling too~

Heee~

Gonna go for pizza too~!!!

Weee~

Ok,damn~

Gotta go now,got some plates to wash~

Just ate some nasik and sambal ikan tenggiri~

Ngeheheh~

Plus ulam timun,kacang botol,and ulam pabndantahakupontatao~

WITH SAMBAL BELACAN!!!

WARGH!!!

SEDAP NK MAMPOS!!!

Ngeee~

K,fellas~

Later then~

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Sat Ur Day...

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Machine Head - Imperium-

It's been a week now~

A week of holiday~

A week of boredom~

A week of nothing else to do,to see,to hear,to experience~

Just sitting on the fuckin couch and watch tv,wondering what the fuck's going on out there~

Yes,my holiday are fuckin dull~

I have nothing else to do~

Abso-fuckin-lutely nothing to so~

Other than wating for 12.03 A.M to arrive and watch Southpark on the net~

Yes,it is boring...

Fuckin boring~

Perhaps tomorrow I'll go to a mall just to waste my time and do a survey on football boots~

I'm fuckin sure I need a new pair,I'd fucked my previous pair up~

Fuck I love that boot!!!

Huuu~

I think I should really stop writing blog every single day,I have no fuckin ideas on what to fuckin write right now!!!

I need to do something else~

Perhaps I'll go for a jog...Or do some shitty workout~

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!

ARGH~!!!

I think that's all fellas~

Later then~

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Holiday???

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Dimmu Borgir - The Sacrilegious Scorn-

Good Day,fellas~

Ngeee~

A fuckin weird way to start my fuckin blog~

Damn~

FUCK,I SUCK AT SNOOKER!!!

Wargh~!!!

Anyway,today wasn't so great.I had to woke up fuckin early for Jumaat prayer...I was quite mad at myself...I don't fuckin know why...And I almost fell asleep during the khutbah...Shit~

Maybe I didn't have enough sleep~

Yeah,that must be it~

Anyway,I had lunch with my whole family (excluding Ateh and Abang)...We had lunch at My Big Bro's crib...And I "gomoi" + "buli" My Lil' Fairy~!!!

Ngeee~

It was great...The food was FUCKIN AWESOME!!!Ikan siakap masak stim tuh siot!!!Mna mau dpt kt kolej!!!HOME-MADE FOOD RULES THIS FUCKIN EARTH!!!

Argh,I love eating...And cooking~

Yeah,hard to believe but I had been cooking every single night...erm,morning since I came back from college for semester break~

Well,nasik goreng "my style" and lots of potato chips and chicken balls~

Fuck it,I should control my fuckin diet!!!

But still,I can't fuckin stop eating!!!

Wargh!!!

I'm still plannning to visit my friends in Ipoh in 2 weeks time,perhaps~

Can't really promise anything but I'll try~

It's been a fuckin long time since I last met them~

Hey,don't mind the spaces between every sentences,I'm used to doing it~

Ngehehehe~

As for onight,I "discovered" some small sausages (I think it's called cocktails) "hidden" in an ice-cream tupperware(I know it's a fuckin company but I still wanna use that fuckin word)...

Ngehehehe~!!!

YOU CAN RUN,BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE YOU FUCKIN COCKTAILS!!!

It's like in the movie Scary Movie where Shawn(or Marlon) Wayans screamed,"Run bitch,run!!!"

Oh,I love that fuckin part~

It was so fuckin hillarious!!!

Ngahahaha~

Hey,I need some suggestions regarding good metal songs...Anyone with some good ideas please inform me...I need to hear new good metal songs~

Ngeee~

Ok,I think that's it fellas~

Gotta go now~

Heee~

Later then~

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Cartoon anyone???

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Asesino - Regresando Odio-

Hello again fellas~!!!

Hahaha~

I don't think i need to explain any further regarding my title up there~

Ngeee~!!!

IT'S ABOUT CARTOON,MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

NGAHAHAHA~!!!

Well,ehem3~

To be specific~

IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKIN SOUTHPARK CARTOON!!!

SOUTHPARK!!!

SOUTHPARK!!!

SOUTHPARK!!!




Well,enough of this pointless screaming~

A bit intro bout this fuckin cartoon...Southpark is mainly about 4 friends who lived in Southpark...Kenny,Stan,Kyle and Eric Cartman are the main characters~

What the fuck is that?!

What the fuck did i wrote just now?!

Shit!!!

Well,I'm not gonna delete that fuckin piece of shit~

It's a beautiful piece of shit,I tell you~

Anyway,this cartoon is seriously not suitable for kids...

And I fuckin mean it!!!

I don't want My Lil' Fairy(my niece,of course) to start using the "fuck" word or any other types of "beautiful" words before she finishes her primary school,at least~

But still,I fuckin love the show!!!

I watched it online (www.southparkstudios.com),of course~

Ngehehehe~

But some episodes might be very disturbing~

But overall,Southpark is FUCKIN GREAT!!!

And the commercial,it's fuckin hillarious!!!

FUCK,I LOVE SOUTHPARK!!!

HAHAHA~!!!

But seriously,no kids,please~

Well,I think that's all,fellas~

Later~

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Sore Eyes...

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS BLOG : Slipknot - Eyeless -

Wargh~!!!

I need to sleep~

Ergh~

Yesterday,I woke up at 5~

Damn~

I always woke up late~

And usually,I'll miss lunch~

Hahaha~

I don't really give a fuck bout that~

I LOVE SLEEPING~!!!

Anyway,today,I watched Southpark!!!Again!!!

Ngehehehe~

I'd finished watching season 12 and now watching season 11~

Heee~

Weird,aye???

Again,I don't give a fuck~

Ngeee~

Oh,I bought a new pack of Dunhill cigarettes!!!

Hooray motherfuckers!!!

Ergh,do i really need a fuckin haircut???

My Atak(sister..Me and my bro can't pronounce the word Akak and always ended up with Atak) always scold me~

Well,not scold actually...

Just,erm,how do we say it,lemaih(Utagha slang rules!!!) with my long hair...

My Gal said the same thing~

She even threatened to cut my hair when we meet again on a date~

Wargh~!!!

It took me almost #3 fuckin months to keep my fuckin hair this fuckin long!!!

Huuu~

But I will cut it...

Sooner or later~

But not now~

Ngeee~

Later fellas~!!!

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The Beginning

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS BLOG : Devildriver - Clouds Over California-

Ergh~

Such a long time since my last blog...

I never posted it here,though...

Herm...

So,guess this is my "first" damn blog,aye???

Just a reminder,I will use lots and lots of foul and harsh languages while writing my blog...

The f-word,s-word,and all kind of insults and extreme languages will be used either in malay or in english~

Ngeee~

But still,I'll write great things(i hope)...

Hahaha~

And I'll try to update my blog regularly if I can~

Herm...

Expect my blog to be violent and bloody,k fellas???

Heee~

That's all for now...

Later then~

Ngeee~

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