Smoking kills???

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Sepultura - Refuse/Resist-

Wargh~!!!

FINALLY!!!

I'm updating my fuckin blog after 3 months!!!

Ngeee~

Ngeee~

NGEEE~!!!

Well,I'm going to talk bout one particular thing that I am somehow connected to...That thing is not good for you,seriously...That thing will fuck you up...It'll fuck your health and life up...That fucking thing is called CIGARETTE!!!

Okay,I'll tell you guys how did I get involved with this shit...Hahaha~Okay,it was late 2003 and I was in Form 1...A student at SMK Gunung Rapat,Ipoh,Perak...It was Friday,and I had bowling practice after Jumaat prayers...The training was held at Ipoh Parade...Hahaha~I dunno why am I laughing,but I wanna laugh~!!!Ok,back to the fucked up story~

Before I continue my story,let me inform you guys/gals first,I started smoking because I wanted to...Not because my friend told me to...Or the fuckin advertisement on tv back then...But I smoke because I...Erm,I dunno...Because I wanted to...

Okay3...Seriously,back to the fuckin story...After training ends,Me and my good friend,Khairil Azuwa (you're busted you fuckin fool!!!Hahaha!!!) went to the public toilet on the same floor where the bowling alley is at...We had to pay 20 FUCKIN cents each to get access into the toilet...Hahaha~ Erm,We smoked in THAT toilet~Hahaha~One toilet,2 person...Hahaha~Before that,during school that day,I told my friend,Fahmi that I wanted to smoke...So he gave me one but I passed it to Khairil...Hahaha~I'm such a fuckin coward back then...

The first time I smoke a fuckin cigarette,I didn't inhale the smoke...People usually call this action,"sip"...I just took a puff and exhale...All the smoke will form a fuckin fog~Those who went into the toilet must've thought that something is burning~Ngahahaha~Me and Krill(short form for Khairil) shared a cigarette...Dunhill cigarette...Yerp,Dunhill was my first cigarette...

The first cigarette I had...What a moment...A fucked up moment...It was so fuckin stupid,I cursed myself..."Apa yang bestnya isap okok nih???Tak rsa pa2 pon..."Hahaha~Mmg cm bangang~Seriously,it felt bitter...So fuckin bitter...I continued smoking "wrongly" till 2004, when I was in Form 2...The first time I sipped,the fuckin world was split into two...Everything around me spins like a fuckin gasing...WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!!!And I coughed...I coughed so hard,I thought that I was going to die...And for a year,I felt dizzy after smoking...

Hahaha~!!!Well,I was a social smoker back then...Smoking occasionally,just for fun...Yerp,just for the sake of having fun...But a tragedy in 2005 changed me into a heavy smoker...MY MOTHER'S DEATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!...I was in a state of nearly losing my mind but I did not become a heavy fucked up smoker because of that...Another tragedy fucked me up...THAT tragedy actually fuck my studies up but I regain momentum and scored...It's all because I wanted to escape from my house...Thank God,I was accepted into ASiS...Believe it or not,I never smoke when I'm inside the school's area...Not even one cigarette...But I am still a heavy smoker till now...

Started with Dunhill,then began my search for the perfect cigarette...I tried almost every cigarette...Winston,Salem(sucks like hell),Marlboro,Camel,Lucky Strike,and Sampoerna...I smoked Sampoerna Menthol for quite a long time...That is until my eldest brother,Azlizam a.k.a Izam told me that Sampoerna worsens your health more than a normal cigarette does...He smoked Sampoerna back then and he didn't know that I was a smoker...Hahaha~!!!After that,the search for the best fuckin cigarette continues...At last,I ended up with the "Teenager's Cigarette", Dunhill!!!Yerp,Dun-fuckin-hill!!!Dunia Umpama Neraka Hidup Ibarat Layang2...I'm a proud Dunhill consumer!!!

I used to smoke 14 cigarettes per night(0000 hours- 0600 hours)...That was during Form 5... Now,I smoke less...A pack-20 can last for 2 days or 3...It's a good thing for me since I am a football player...Stamina is the shit when you're on the pitch...Hehehe...I'll stop someday,when I'm married...I dun wanna grow up being a father and a husband that smokes...I wanna be a good example to my wife and kids...Hehehe...Still a long way to go...But for now,LONG LIVE CIGARETTES!!!

Erm,I think that's all for now...

To My Angel,My deepest apology if u read this...Ngehehehe~

To all readers,NEVER SMOKE!!!YOU'LL WASTE YOUR TIME,MONEY AND GOOD
HEALTH!!!

Owh,I just realized that I swear less for this topic...Hehehe~

A good thing for me,aye???

Ok...

Ciao~

#3

Raining Blood!!!

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : ProPain - In for the kill-

HUARGH!!! WARGH!!! ARGH!!! I am feeling immensely violent right now!!! WARGH!!! Ngehehehe~ I dunno why~ Maybe because I am currently listening to violent metal songs~ Ngeee~

Actually,I have no fuckin idea what to write...The idea just...flew away like a fuckin bird~ Hey,did I told you guys about a movie that I'd watch recently???

Hahaha...A fucked-up japanese movie with a fuckin sick title - "Tokyo Gore Police"... Yeah...gore~But seriously,save your precious money and AVOID WATCHING/RENTING/BUYING THIS PARTICULAR STUPID MOVIE!!!Seriously,you'll thank me later for warning you...

THE MOVIE
This movie is about privatisation of Tokyo Police Force(in the fuckin future,of course)...Their motto changes from "to protect and serve" to "to severe and impale"...Yerp,THAT violent...But so stupid,I felt that watching teletubbies for 5 hours is better than spending 2 hours for this movie...

This movie focuses on a female police officer named Ruka(I remember her name cuz she's cute!!!) who is the best "engineer" hunter...Engineers are criminals that have been planted with a key-shaped tumor which turns them into an asshole...Nah,it makes them violent and stupid...Well,stupid is not the correct term...Yeah,asshole!!!That's right,asshole...They become violent and asshole-ic~

Well,as the story goes,Ruka lose a fight with the engineer master(the biggest asshole in the universe) and the engine master planted a key-shaped tumor in her left wrist which turns her into an Engineer...But still,she doesn't become violent because she's originally not a fuckin criminal!!!Hooray motherfucker!!!

After that,she went to uncover the truth regarding her father's murder...Ngahahaha...Her father was shot point blank using a revolver...Stupidly,his head(the father laaa) was blown into pieces!!! Gimme a fuckin break!!!It's not even magnum!!!Plus,the shooter didn't use a .50 calibre revolver!!!Argh!!!Okay2,back to the story...She managed to find out who the killer is and kill him...

THE HORRIBLE SIDE OF THIS MOVIE

The Amount Of Blood
YEAH!!!This movie SUCKS A FUCKIN LOT!!!The special effects was too stupid...Just imagine,if you severe your arm,blood will squirt out of the wound,right???This movie correctly follow the fact BUT the amount of blood was too much!!!It exceeds the the total amount of blood in our body!!!Blood "sprayed" out of the fuckin wound like a fuckin "grass-sprayer"(i dunno what the fuck that thing is called) spraying the fuckin KYUEM field every fuckin day!!!IT WAS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID!!!ARGH!!!Not only that,the blood that sprayed from a wound can be used to shower a person...Stupid...

The Special Effects
When an engineer is wounded,his/her wound turns into a deadly weapon...Okay,that is cool although it sounds stupid...But they stupidly used this concept and turned gore movie to comedy~ Yeah...a police officer got his dick bitten off by an engineer-whore...The police killed the whore but ended up with a key-tumor planted in his brain...So,he becomes an Engineer...Booo-fuckin-hooo~And guess what???His new deadly weapon is a metre-long,bullet-shooting PENIS!!! Ngahahaha!!!Seriously,it was so damn hillarious!!!A SHOOTING DICK!!!Ngahahaha!!!

Conclusion
Even for a gore-lover like me,this movie was too stupid...It does not represent gore,it humiliates gore...Gore was suppose to be fun and ugly...The amount of blood used will determine the success or failure of a gore-themed movie...House of 1000 Corpses(yea,yea,yea...I am promoting my favourite movie),SAW movies,etc are good gore movies... My fuckin advice - Don't EVER watch this movie...

#3

10th of March

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : The Times - Gadisku Dalam Koma-

Assalamualaikum...

I never start an episode with a salam...But this episode is too meaningful for me...

10 MARCH 2005,the date for one of the most bitter event of my life...

One of the darkest event of my life...

I always wanted to write about this on the same date(2009,of course) but,herm...Nevermind...

Before that,I'd like to wish Happy Birthday to Assif(same date)...

10th of MARCH 2005,My Mother went to meet Allah...

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It was early morning at my Aunt's crib in Kota Damansara...Too early for me at least,when My Father woke me up...

"Lekaih(cepat) bangun!!!"

I was very sleepy...I thought about going to the bathroom to brush my teeth but My Father told me there was no time to spare...I obeyed My Father's order,and quickly change my clothes...I can't really think about anything back then...But a statement woke me from my slumber...A statement that I heard from My Father...

"Mak dah tenat..."

My Mother was admitted in Pantai Medical Centre...December 2004...Yeah,that was the date when she was admitted there...In 2004,some assholes "santau"-ed her...Yes,this might seem a bit stupid but yes,somebody used black magic against her...I can still remember My Mom telling me that she felt immense pain during Maghrib...But still,she stood up and perform maghrib prayers...She completed her role as a devoted Muslim...She didn't miss any prayers...

Whem My Mother told My Father about the pain,he took her to a nearby hospital...In 2004,we still live in Ipoh...So,he took her to Ipoh's Specialist Hospital...But the doctor couldn't find anything wrong with her...Everything seems fine...Normal blood pressure,normal sugar level... Absolutely nothing...By then,we realized that,

"Ada orang buat nih..."

After that,My Father took her to a bomoh...Black magic needs to be cure traditionally...I didn't follow him that day...But My Father told Me and My 4 Siblings that glass shards,hairs,"miang buluh" and other scary things came out of her stomach...And she felt pain...I love pain,but when it involves one of your own,it's not fun anymore...It's scary...

Even with countless number of treatment,traditional or modern,My Mom is still sick...One fateful day,she was diagnosed with cancer...I dunno th specific word for it but something related to her womb...The santau worsens resulting in cancer...Huh...So,she was sent to Pantai Medical Centre in KL...

She did chemotheraphy...And I cried when I watched her after the treatment...So weak...I'd chance to take care of My Mother for a weekend...Although she scolded me sometimes,I still felt that it was worthwhile...

One day,the doctor that is taking care of brought Me,My Father and My other Siblings outside of her room and said sentences that I will never forget...

"We can't do anythng else for her...She didn't have much time left...We will try to make her as comfortable as we can while she is still with us..."

Can you imagine what it feels like to hear those words???I can't take it anymore...I cried like a baby...This is too much for a boy to consume...My Mother was sleeping when I sat beside her and recite Yaasiin with tears streaming down...I love her so much...Too much,it hurts...

09th MARCH 2005...My whole family went to visit her...Actually,to take care of her during the day...My Sis will take care of her for the night...But during the day,My Mother didn't woke up from her sleep...We thought that it is normal for her to behave like that,considering all the medicine and drugs that is being pumped into her system...

10th MARCH 2005...On the way to the hospital from my aunt's house,My Sis called My Father... She was crying when she said this...

"Mak dah takdak...Masa azan Subuh..."

My Father immediately parked at the roadside and told My Big Bro to drive...He couldn't take it any longer...I heard the conversation between My Father and My Sis,but I tend to ignore...It's because at that time,I didn't believe a single word that came out from My Sis's mouth regarding My Mother...

But when we arrived at the hospital,strange feelings overwhelmed me...And those feelings were not nice...With each step towards the room where My Mom was held,I felt heavier,both physically and mentally...I just wanted to run away from the hospital...When the door was opened,I saw My Sis crying...Then,I saw a body on the bd inside the room...That person is My Mom...She's no longer with me,with us...She had a very calm look on her face...

I told Myself to be strong...But I am just a weak soul...I cried like I had never cry before...I never cried like that in my entire life...My Sis had to calm me down...One part of my heart is gone...My Queen is gone...One part of my soul is gone...Slowly,I regain my strength and wipe my tears...I walked towards the lifeless body of My Mom,and kiss her forehead...

"Mak,Afiq sayang sangat kat Mak..."

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Since My Mom passed away,I have an uncomplete life...I cried when I listen to songs regarding a human being with the title Mother...The song "Gadisku Dalam Koma" by The Times,left a deep scar in my soul...

The Times - Gadisku Dalam Koma.

Gadisku dalam koma
Seriuskah keadaannya
Gadisku dalam koma
Seriuskah situasinya

Dengarkanlah
Lagu ini bila sedar
Betapa pilu tangisku
Ku berikrar takkan ingkar
Mogakan sembuh segera

Gadisku dalam koma
Seriuskah keadaannya
Gadisku dalam koma
Seriuskah situasinya

Maafkanlah
Diri ini jika pernah
Salah dan silap dengan mu
Ku berdoa ke atas-Nya
Moga kau pulih semula

Gadisku dalam koma
Seriuskah keadaannya
Gadisku dalam koma
Seriuskah situasinya

"Mak,Afiq sayang sangat kat Mak...Afiq rindu sangat kat Mak...Tenanglah Mak kat sana..."

Nakhiah bte Md.Nor(17/09/1951 - 10/03/2005)
Al-Fatihah...

#3

Devildriver - Digging Up the Corpses

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Devildriver - Digging Up The Corpses-


Tell me another story
Tell me another story

Everyone has stories
They bore me (they bore me)
The ends are feeling nervous
Their stories, they bore me

Everyone's got
Skeletons in their closet
Don't ask me
Where they got it
You should've told the truth a long time ago
Liar, Liar! (I told you so)

Digging up the corpses (once again)
Tell me another story
Digging up the corpses
That haunts you, that haunts you
Digging up the corpses (once again)
Tell me another story
Digging up the corpses (once again)
Corpses, corpses (once again)
Corpses... digging... up the... corpses... once again

Back to another story
That haunts me (that haunts me)
Somone sheared the wolf from the story
That haunts you (that haunts you)

Everyone's got
Skeletons in their closet
Don't ask me
Where they got it
You should've told the truth a long time ago
Liar, Liar! (I told you so)

Digging up the corpses (once again)
Tell me another story
Digging up the corpses
That haunts you, that haunts you
Digging up the corpses (once again)
Tell me another story
Digging up the corpses (once again)
Corpses, corpses (once again)
Corpses... digging... up the... corpses... once again

Digging (digging, digging, digging)
Up the (up the, up the, up the)
Corpses (corpses, corpses, corpses)

I should have never let you in
Your soul is full of sin
Now your starting to begin
Digging up the corpses again

Your stories (bore me)

Digging up the corpses (once again)
Tell me another story
Digging up the corpses
That haunts you, that haunts you
Digging up the corpses (once again)
Tell me another story
Digging up the corpses (once again)
Corpses, corpses (once again)
Digging... up the... corpses... corpses... once again

Going...going...going...going...gone!



I fuckin love Devildriver!!!

YEARGH!!!

#3

FUCK THE JUDGES!!!(A 2009 KYUEM Dikir Barat Competition Story)

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Sodom - Fuck the police(it should be JUDGES)-

FUCK THE JUDGE!!!

FUCK THE JURY!!!

FUCK ALL!!!

Yerp~

This is my fuckin reaction when the emcee announces the winner for this year's Dikir Barat Competition...

FOR FUCK'S SAKE,WE SHOULD'VE WON!!!

GARNET SHOULD'VE WON!!!

AT LEAST SECOND PLACE!!!

FUCK IT!!!

Here's how the story went~

Garnet(my house) was the first contestant for dikir barat~

We started right after Diamond's dance~

Out of all houses,I think we have the best choreographed movements~!!!

The most complicated out of all 4 houses~

From our point of view,we totally fucked up other houses...

All of em'...

But still,we didn't won~

NOT A FUCKIN SINGLE CATEGORY!!!

There were 5 categories :

1. BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
2. BEST LYRICS AND SONG
3. BEST "TUKANG KARUT"
4. BEST COSTUMES
5. BEST OVERALL PERFORMANCE
   

Based on our performance,we should've won the BEST CHOREOGRAPHY(won by Topaz) and BEST TUKANG KARUT(won by Diamond) and BEST/2ND BEST OVERALL PERFORMANCE...

Our tukang karut was the only that represents the true and real tukan karut~

FOR FUCK'S SAKE,WE STUDIED VIDEOS OF NATIONAL DIKIR BARAT CHAMPIONS!!!

Until now,I still don't get it~

At least,we should've won 2nd place~

Although I think that we deserve to be the champion~

But still,no award for us~

Not a single,fuckin award~

What the fuck did the judges wanted from a Dikir Barat performance?!

I'm not criticising other houses's performances but some house performed like they're in a concert...

I'm not a kelantanese,I'm from Kedah~

But still,I'd seen dikir barat performances~

And never before in my life,I saw something like that~

A dikir barat with a tukang karut screaming like an asshole~

No offense guys~

Well,if you feel offended,then FUCK YOU!!!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED OR NOT!!!

As for the dance,I'd never expeted for Garnet to win~

Not that I didn't have faith in them but their rehearsal(2 days before) wasn't that good...

But still,they overcame the odds and won second place...

Congratulations gals,The Dragons are proud to have all of you as one of us~

The won the 2nd BEST OVERALL award~

Although they should've won the BEST COSTUMES award...

Ours was the best Malay Dance Costumes out of all houses I think~

But still,other house won it~

I mean,GIMME A FUCKIN BREAK,YOU FUCKIN JUDGE!!!

ARE ALL OF YOU RETARDED?!

GARNET'S AND DIAMOND'S COSTUMES WERE WAY BETTER THAN THE WINNER'S COSTUMES!!!

Sorry to the winners but I think that other houses deserve that award more than u gals did~

I really need cigarettes right now~

Thank God I've 7 more Dunhill cigs to smoke~

Heih~

I never felt this sad for Garnet before ever since I became one of the Dragons...

Boria Competition(1st semester) was more or less a joke...

Bangsawan(last february) was a bit disappointing...

But Dikir Barat(4th march) was heart-breaking...

I felt senselessly violent after the competition~

Thank God I didn't hit anyone...

If I did,the victim would be the judges~

Next year,KYUEM should invite judges from outside~

Professionals or at least lecturers that specialises in arts~

Not KYUEM teachers~

Well,I think,that's all~

Lastly,congrats to all the winners although some of you don't deserve it

GO GARNET!!!

Nothing else...

Ciao...

#3

Funny Commercials!!!

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Primus - My Name is Mud-

ALABAMA MAN!!!HE'S QUICK HE'S STRONG HE'S ACTIVE!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

Rob Schneider was an animal...Then,he was a woman...

Now,Rob Schneider is~

A STAPLER!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

ALL OF THE COMMERCIALS IN SOUTHPARK ARE FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

Yeah,the Alabama Man and The Stapler are among the stupid but hillarious commercials...

I never skipped the commercials,I watched them over and over again~

Ngahahaha~

I just can't stop laughing~!!!

Ngahahaha~!!!

Anyway,I'll be going to the mall today!!!

Yeah!!!(I know I sounded like a kid)~

Need to escape this boredom!!!

Ngeee~

Perhaps I'll play bowling too~

Heee~

Gonna go for pizza too~!!!

Weee~

Ok,damn~

Gotta go now,got some plates to wash~

Just ate some nasik and sambal ikan tenggiri~

Ngeheheh~

Plus ulam timun,kacang botol,and ulam pabndantahakupontatao~

WITH SAMBAL BELACAN!!!

WARGH!!!

SEDAP NK MAMPOS!!!

Ngeee~

K,fellas~

Later then~

#3

Sat Ur Day...

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Machine Head - Imperium-

It's been a week now~

A week of holiday~

A week of boredom~

A week of nothing else to do,to see,to hear,to experience~

Just sitting on the fuckin couch and watch tv,wondering what the fuck's going on out there~

Yes,my holiday are fuckin dull~

I have nothing else to do~

Abso-fuckin-lutely nothing to so~

Other than wating for 12.03 A.M to arrive and watch Southpark on the net~

Yes,it is boring...

Fuckin boring~

Perhaps tomorrow I'll go to a mall just to waste my time and do a survey on football boots~

I'm fuckin sure I need a new pair,I'd fucked my previous pair up~

Fuck I love that boot!!!

Huuu~

I think I should really stop writing blog every single day,I have no fuckin ideas on what to fuckin write right now!!!

I need to do something else~

Perhaps I'll go for a jog...Or do some shitty workout~

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!

ARGH~!!!

I think that's all fellas~

Later then~

#3