FUCK THE JUDGES!!!(A 2009 KYUEM Dikir Barat Competition Story)

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : Sodom - Fuck the police(it should be JUDGES)-

FUCK THE JUDGE!!!

FUCK THE JURY!!!

FUCK ALL!!!

Yerp~

This is my fuckin reaction when the emcee announces the winner for this year's Dikir Barat Competition...

FOR FUCK'S SAKE,WE SHOULD'VE WON!!!

GARNET SHOULD'VE WON!!!

AT LEAST SECOND PLACE!!!

FUCK IT!!!

Here's how the story went~

Garnet(my house) was the first contestant for dikir barat~

We started right after Diamond's dance~

Out of all houses,I think we have the best choreographed movements~!!!

The most complicated out of all 4 houses~

From our point of view,we totally fucked up other houses...

All of em'...

But still,we didn't won~

NOT A FUCKIN SINGLE CATEGORY!!!

There were 5 categories :

1. BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
2. BEST LYRICS AND SONG
3. BEST "TUKANG KARUT"
4. BEST COSTUMES
5. BEST OVERALL PERFORMANCE
   

Based on our performance,we should've won the BEST CHOREOGRAPHY(won by Topaz) and BEST TUKANG KARUT(won by Diamond) and BEST/2ND BEST OVERALL PERFORMANCE...

Our tukang karut was the only that represents the true and real tukan karut~

FOR FUCK'S SAKE,WE STUDIED VIDEOS OF NATIONAL DIKIR BARAT CHAMPIONS!!!

Until now,I still don't get it~

At least,we should've won 2nd place~

Although I think that we deserve to be the champion~

But still,no award for us~

Not a single,fuckin award~

What the fuck did the judges wanted from a Dikir Barat performance?!

I'm not criticising other houses's performances but some house performed like they're in a concert...

I'm not a kelantanese,I'm from Kedah~

But still,I'd seen dikir barat performances~

And never before in my life,I saw something like that~

A dikir barat with a tukang karut screaming like an asshole~

No offense guys~

Well,if you feel offended,then FUCK YOU!!!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED OR NOT!!!

As for the dance,I'd never expeted for Garnet to win~

Not that I didn't have faith in them but their rehearsal(2 days before) wasn't that good...

But still,they overcame the odds and won second place...

Congratulations gals,The Dragons are proud to have all of you as one of us~

The won the 2nd BEST OVERALL award~

Although they should've won the BEST COSTUMES award...

Ours was the best Malay Dance Costumes out of all houses I think~

But still,other house won it~

I mean,GIMME A FUCKIN BREAK,YOU FUCKIN JUDGE!!!

ARE ALL OF YOU RETARDED?!

GARNET'S AND DIAMOND'S COSTUMES WERE WAY BETTER THAN THE WINNER'S COSTUMES!!!

Sorry to the winners but I think that other houses deserve that award more than u gals did~

I really need cigarettes right now~

Thank God I've 7 more Dunhill cigs to smoke~

Heih~

I never felt this sad for Garnet before ever since I became one of the Dragons...

Boria Competition(1st semester) was more or less a joke...

Bangsawan(last february) was a bit disappointing...

But Dikir Barat(4th march) was heart-breaking...

I felt senselessly violent after the competition~

Thank God I didn't hit anyone...

If I did,the victim would be the judges~

Next year,KYUEM should invite judges from outside~

Professionals or at least lecturers that specialises in arts~

Not KYUEM teachers~

Well,I think,that's all~

Lastly,congrats to all the winners although some of you don't deserve it

GO GARNET!!!

Nothing else...

Ciao...

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