Raining Blood!!!

-SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS EPISODE : ProPain - In for the kill-

HUARGH!!! WARGH!!! ARGH!!! I am feeling immensely violent right now!!! WARGH!!! Ngehehehe~ I dunno why~ Maybe because I am currently listening to violent metal songs~ Ngeee~

Actually,I have no fuckin idea what to write...The idea just...flew away like a fuckin bird~ Hey,did I told you guys about a movie that I'd watch recently???

Hahaha...A fucked-up japanese movie with a fuckin sick title - "Tokyo Gore Police"... Yeah...gore~But seriously,save your precious money and AVOID WATCHING/RENTING/BUYING THIS PARTICULAR STUPID MOVIE!!!Seriously,you'll thank me later for warning you...

THE MOVIE
This movie is about privatisation of Tokyo Police Force(in the fuckin future,of course)...Their motto changes from "to protect and serve" to "to severe and impale"...Yerp,THAT violent...But so stupid,I felt that watching teletubbies for 5 hours is better than spending 2 hours for this movie...

This movie focuses on a female police officer named Ruka(I remember her name cuz she's cute!!!) who is the best "engineer" hunter...Engineers are criminals that have been planted with a key-shaped tumor which turns them into an asshole...Nah,it makes them violent and stupid...Well,stupid is not the correct term...Yeah,asshole!!!That's right,asshole...They become violent and asshole-ic~

Well,as the story goes,Ruka lose a fight with the engineer master(the biggest asshole in the universe) and the engine master planted a key-shaped tumor in her left wrist which turns her into an Engineer...But still,she doesn't become violent because she's originally not a fuckin criminal!!!Hooray motherfucker!!!

After that,she went to uncover the truth regarding her father's murder...Ngahahaha...Her father was shot point blank using a revolver...Stupidly,his head(the father laaa) was blown into pieces!!! Gimme a fuckin break!!!It's not even magnum!!!Plus,the shooter didn't use a .50 calibre revolver!!!Argh!!!Okay2,back to the story...She managed to find out who the killer is and kill him...

THE HORRIBLE SIDE OF THIS MOVIE

The Amount Of Blood
YEAH!!!This movie SUCKS A FUCKIN LOT!!!The special effects was too stupid...Just imagine,if you severe your arm,blood will squirt out of the wound,right???This movie correctly follow the fact BUT the amount of blood was too much!!!It exceeds the the total amount of blood in our body!!!Blood "sprayed" out of the fuckin wound like a fuckin "grass-sprayer"(i dunno what the fuck that thing is called) spraying the fuckin KYUEM field every fuckin day!!!IT WAS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID!!!ARGH!!!Not only that,the blood that sprayed from a wound can be used to shower a person...Stupid...

The Special Effects
When an engineer is wounded,his/her wound turns into a deadly weapon...Okay,that is cool although it sounds stupid...But they stupidly used this concept and turned gore movie to comedy~ Yeah...a police officer got his dick bitten off by an engineer-whore...The police killed the whore but ended up with a key-tumor planted in his brain...So,he becomes an Engineer...Booo-fuckin-hooo~And guess what???His new deadly weapon is a metre-long,bullet-shooting PENIS!!! Ngahahaha!!!Seriously,it was so damn hillarious!!!A SHOOTING DICK!!!Ngahahaha!!!

Conclusion
Even for a gore-lover like me,this movie was too stupid...It does not represent gore,it humiliates gore...Gore was suppose to be fun and ugly...The amount of blood used will determine the success or failure of a gore-themed movie...House of 1000 Corpses(yea,yea,yea...I am promoting my favourite movie),SAW movies,etc are good gore movies... My fuckin advice - Don't EVER watch this movie...

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